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So basically I have really been slacking in the writing department, so to make up for it I will post a few things today and then once everyday next week. Tomorrow I go to take my CNA license test in Sacramento and I won't be back until Saturday night but I have to work on Sunday so...For starters today we have a tree!

And me!
And Plan B!

Me and mothing are getting ready to decorate seen tree and then I am going to le gym. And I am making a christmas playlist. Which you can listen to:

What you wear...

Omg, so throughout my life I have always dressed pretty odd. But I swear people have gotten over it and just shake their head and laugh at me normally (at least people that know me). However, EVERYTIME I go into the bottleshop someone in there comments on what I am wearing. I don't know if this just adds up to everyone being drunk in there, or the fact that nothing else interesting is happening to them. One time, I was just wearing a football jersey and got laughed at! So the other day i go in there to buy some beer and as I am purchasing it, a guy asks me if I am still in highschool! Because HSers buy beer in this town...Anyway I think it had to do with the fact that I was wearing long johns, bball shorts, a shirt, bandanna around my neck, cowboy hat and boots. Which is something I wear often. Eh. It's not like I dress like that at work. Today I am wearing a head band, long johns, bball shorts, a sweater, a bandanna around my neck, and skater shoes. I haven't gone into the BS though. Maybe I should to see if people say something!

WE DID IT!

We have officially beat Crash 2: Cortex Strikes Back!



Us = 100% awesomeness

Now we go buy more! Make brain squishy!

Happy Birthday to Ash!

Tonight I am dressing up as a football player and Guam is going to be a ref, and Jenna is going to be another football player. Today is Ash's birthday and here is something you should watch:

Halloween Decorations

We are now going to make a grave yard. We planned on making more, but like always we bit off more than we could chew, so the saying goes.

Same day different outfit, thi one is more "crafty."

Ace, your local hardware place.

Here lies, "Fester N. Rott," "Seymour Butz," "Myra Mains," "Anna Rexick: May she eat well in heaven," and "Lee Ning (whose grave is leaning): She never was very straight."

And here lies: "Willy Rott," "F. A. Duck," "Rus T. Car," "Rigger Mortis," and "Kerry Hemoff."

That would be a hand coming out of the ground, CLAWING on the grave....

In the orchard.

Imagine a noose hanging from a tree, a ghost flying in the wind in the background, a bunch of really cool lights and a lot of scared little kids!

Outside this crazy town

Well tomorrow or later today if we are being technical and apparently I am, I will be heading out of A-town in hopes of some more friend saturated areas. I will be back don't fret. Also check for a couple more updates including my movie marathon post, fort2k post, and also a very special happy birthday to my "cousin." Until then you can backtrack through old blogs you may not have read, or tell me that I am talking to no one! Either way. OMG I almost forgot, I can't go into town empty handed I need a joke! probably a couple Halloween ones would due....any suggestions? (By jokes, I don't mean the ones I am going to play on my friends....SHHHHH!!!)

Which reminds me of a Halloween joke from last year.... Something about a witch wanting a kid but something having a hallo-weenie....that wasnt true for jason --Zam! Congrats Ruth...but onto the joke..."Why did the ghost go to a bar?"....."He wanted the boo's!" -- POW! Anyway on a more serious note I was just telling my Mothing that I have never liked babies or pregnant people and I don't want kids myself, but today when Ruth, a person who I like and look up to, told us she was pregnant I felt an unexpected excitement. My Mothing confirmed those feelings by saying how she can't wait to hear the heart beat and see how fat Ruth gets...(my mom didn't say that about the fat part), but maybe I have never liked babies and pregnancies because I have never liked the mothing....I have often pondered what it would be like for Ash to get preggers again since we have gotten closer...and I thought, how fun that would be, except for the part where she can't drink with me anymore, and I AM NOT GETTING BABY FEVER AT ALL!!! because I don't want a kid, but I think it's fun to think about people I interact with having them. After all kids love me, I am like a bigger version of them that can take care of them but still enjoy the same things as they do. Well that said...adios A-town see ya Sunday, probably with a hangover from hell.

Oh, Scoop!

Me: I need a gun to put in my holster.

Scoop: I need a holster to put my gun in!

(I don't think we were talking about the same thing)

Me: I like the longer one better

Scoop: Slut

(I should not be allowed to IM)