I ate the best salad berkeley had to offer....

It was called Italian, and it contained: artichoke hearts, tomatoes, mozzarella, grilled green and red bell peppers, garbanzo beans, romaine and arugula lettuce, and came with a vinaigrette. Of course I added pepper and didn't eat the focaccia bread, because I am Rachel and I can.

Then we proceeded to walk around Berkeley in monkey masks. People smiled, children waved. and at one place we were stalked by paparazzi and had to take like 5 different pictures with people at the restaurant (where we were just getting a beer). I feel like my fifteen minutes of fame has come and passed all because of a monkey mask. Later, we met a professor of women and arts, who initially mistook us for "guerilla girls," a group of women that go to feminist art shows and tear bad representations of feminism/art of the walls. After explaining we were not, said, "gorilla girls," she proceeded to invite us to be her VIP guests at the next feminist art show, showcasing feminism and the recession. Basically it was a badass day. Here are some monkeys monkeying around.

Also, we had a dance off and are planning to make a music video. World prepare yourself.

I know, I am the shit. Praise me. Just kidding. No. Really. Don't.

Bridal Shower!

So first of all, especially if you are a nine year old kid, don't try to beat me at a game! We are playing that "don't cross your legs, or I will take your clothes-pin" game, and this kid is like going crazy taking everyones pin and rubbing it in our faces. You know me, so I wasn't going to have any of that, I patiently wait. And waited. And waited. Finally, I see her sitting and fighting to keep her legs apart and then BOOM, someone gets her attention and she crosses her legs, and guess who was there to collect all the pins? That's right, ME! Chew on that fat kid.

Here is what I did with them:

Then there were more pictures from this day, but SOMEONE (Tunnel) hasn't posted them yet. or linked me to the post. Anyway we went fishing and I caught two!

Then I took Tunnel to Red Bluff, and we stopped in a field during road construction.

Whoa, then I just found these pictures, but I was trying to be late for work because I am always on time, so I pulled over and took pictures.

And I was going to pick you a flower but didn't want it to die so I just took a picture of it! Peace!

Open House

What was once a boring tour of the high school, is now a miniature children's fair high school style! I attended this event and I was a mad scientist! Muhahahaha!

As a mad scientist I amaze children!

I mix potions! (with the assistance of my lovely assistant!)

I look like I am talking into a microphone, yet I am really giving orders!

This is a spread of my jaw dropping amazement!

This is a freaking sweet foosball table one of the wood shop students made....beautiful. Too bad it wasn't finished, otherwise I would have beat some ass!

DUDE! BBQs!!!!!!

HAHAHAH, he is flipping you off! The kids doing, not mine!!! hahahaha.

Me in my class room showing a reaction! Acid and bases rule! (and they are pretty!!)

Modoc II to come later, stay tuned! :)

Picnic Day!!!

This weekend I will be once again heading down to Davis until Tuesday! Then when I come back my mom will be gone until May 1st.  Party at my house! For those of you that do not know what picnic day is and are from Alturas:

Picnic day = College style Children's Fair  x 1Million + wiener dog races!

I will post pictures of my debauchery upon my return, so beware. Other than that have a wonderful weekend and for those of you attending picnic day See you there!

Picnic Day Map!

Wouldn't it be nice...

Uh, I find this hilarious and you will too!




So, here are those pictures from yesterday I forgot to put in the blog haha.

See you characters tomorrow, we are going to play loaded questions (adult) tonight! Booya!

More Swag Less Bark!

For those of you that search the interwebbings a lot, I highly suggest you become a member at SwagBucks. What you do is search what you would normally search in google, or whatever search engine you use, through the Swag engine. This will give you results from google and ask.com anyway and you have the chance to win SwagBucks. Then after you acquire so many Swags, you can trade them in for gift cards. You are probably thinking that this is a scam, but Hiu has done it and got the gift cards before. If you think about it, you spend all day searching google, you might as well get some free shit while doing what you normally do. I search facebook instead of typing in the URL, or whatever site I go to. It's easy, it's free, and you profit from it. DOOO ITTTT! Here is my referral: http://swagbucks.com/refer/batshavewings Click it, you know you want to.

February 14, 2010

For most of you today is just another day in the life celebration of love and couples. But for some of us, it is Hiu's -3/4(century). While we will not all get to celebrate it with her, I know we must all appreciate that she is one of the firsts to turn. I for one am very glad to still be 4x6.

And since my computer is out of service and I couldn't make her a video here are some pictures of birthday girl in her prime:

 

 Just kidding, Hiu never went white-water rafting.

P.S.

Gung hay fat choy! Red Envelopes! Booya!

CNA Test (Finally)

Well way back in January I had to go re-take my skills portion of my CNA test because I am an idiot that can (i repeat CAN) take blood pressure. So here are the picks from the party we had on the Thursday before (the test was on a Sat).

 

 This is the beer you get at pizza. 33.6 ounces of goodness.

 This is how you eat pizza with Uncle Franks hot sauce, the only way to eat pizza.

 

This is something Hiu tried to steal the night before, you don't get bar status like that ;).

This is me, Guam, and Jaret. We look happy, we must be drunk.

Cute.

 

This is the beginning of an epic Street Fighter II parking lot fight. (China vs. Hawaii/America) She is blocking his attack.

Blanka Shock, Dhalsim yoga hands.

Dorothy vs China

Zen after the battle.

Amazing. Night. 

After all that we walked home from the pub to Hiu's. We stopped and drank V-8 and vodka (Gag - and I thought I was cut off vodka? wtf?). Oh and I passed my test.

New Music Video

I am obsessed with is. Watch it. Learn it. Love it. Betch.

We like to go on adventures!

We got kicked out Scoop's but he recommended that we go and play at Twin Peaks. Here are the results:

I think this picture is amazing.

rjenna thinks this view is amazing, and I agree.

And then there was a huge fire! We watched the fire trucks drive to it and everything! And they took a hella long time to reach that thing!

And we went hiking on an unmarked trail by accident.

Then we stopped in Pacifica! rjenna loves this beach because of all the surfers.

We had a peaceful time.

One guy made a rock structure. We took many pictures of it, because rjenna liked it.

Many people passed by this sacred rock and some even practiced the ancient carrying methods of old.

Ten pictures later I snapped this perfect pic of rjenna. Classic. You can't really tell, but some surfer totally just wiped out on that wave - hahaha. I was trying to get him in the picture only riding the wave, but he crashed too soon. :(

Anyway, give us some free time and a car and we will make it a day to remember always.