Happy Birthday to Ash!

Tonight I am dressing up as a football player and Guam is going to be a ref, and Jenna is going to be another football player. Today is Ash's birthday and here is something you should watch:

Halloween Decorations

We are now going to make a grave yard. We planned on making more, but like always we bit off more than we could chew, so the saying goes.

Same day different outfit, thi one is more "crafty."

Ace, your local hardware place.

Here lies, "Fester N. Rott," "Seymour Butz," "Myra Mains," "Anna Rexick: May she eat well in heaven," and "Lee Ning (whose grave is leaning): She never was very straight."

And here lies: "Willy Rott," "F. A. Duck," "Rus T. Car," "Rigger Mortis," and "Kerry Hemoff."

That would be a hand coming out of the ground, CLAWING on the grave....

In the orchard.

Imagine a noose hanging from a tree, a ghost flying in the wind in the background, a bunch of really cool lights and a lot of scared little kids!

Outside this crazy town

Well tomorrow or later today if we are being technical and apparently I am, I will be heading out of A-town in hopes of some more friend saturated areas. I will be back don't fret. Also check for a couple more updates including my movie marathon post, fort2k post, and also a very special happy birthday to my "cousin." Until then you can backtrack through old blogs you may not have read, or tell me that I am talking to no one! Either way. OMG I almost forgot, I can't go into town empty handed I need a joke! probably a couple Halloween ones would due....any suggestions? (By jokes, I don't mean the ones I am going to play on my friends....SHHHHH!!!)

Which reminds me of a Halloween joke from last year.... Something about a witch wanting a kid but something having a hallo-weenie....that wasnt true for jason --Zam! Congrats Ruth...but onto the joke..."Why did the ghost go to a bar?"....."He wanted the boo's!" -- POW! Anyway on a more serious note I was just telling my Mothing that I have never liked babies or pregnant people and I don't want kids myself, but today when Ruth, a person who I like and look up to, told us she was pregnant I felt an unexpected excitement. My Mothing confirmed those feelings by saying how she can't wait to hear the heart beat and see how fat Ruth gets...(my mom didn't say that about the fat part), but maybe I have never liked babies and pregnancies because I have never liked the mothing....I have often pondered what it would be like for Ash to get preggers again since we have gotten closer...and I thought, how fun that would be, except for the part where she can't drink with me anymore, and I AM NOT GETTING BABY FEVER AT ALL!!! because I don't want a kid, but I think it's fun to think about people I interact with having them. After all kids love me, I am like a bigger version of them that can take care of them but still enjoy the same things as they do. Well that said...adios A-town see ya Sunday, probably with a hangover from hell.

Oh, Scoop!

Me: I need a gun to put in my holster.

Scoop: I need a holster to put my gun in!

(I don't think we were talking about the same thing)

Me: I like the longer one better

Scoop: Slut

(I should not be allowed to IM)

Makin' Pie

Peelin' apples is not an easy task.

Yes, thats my dinosaur apron, its ok to be jealous.

Thats my little cousin Hailey Sue!

We are stirring.

Ash is rollin' out the dough. (you can be jealous of her apron too, its cupcakes and has pockets.)

Beautiful crust!

I didn't know about this butter business until I looked at this picture...

Spidey pumpkin!

A witch pumpkin! and Batman puppy!

Perfection, we ate it with ice cream and caramel syrup!

Then my mothing treated us to a drink at Benny's...exciting times. We learned about my Grandpa and some members of my family. There was also a weirdish woman sitting at the bar that spoke to us as we ordered drinks. Also I would own a much cooler bar than any that are in this forsaken little town.

October 20, 2009 (1020)

Well, today is my very favoritest day of the year. It is 10/20. next year will be freaking awesome because it will be 10.20.2010 and I'm super stoked for that. People keep asking me, "What sort of importance does this day have in my life?" and, "Why is it your favorite day?" To that I usually respond, "Why does it matter why it is important? Let's celebrate!" or "That is not what is important about it." I usually don't get much of a reply to those questions. So, once again I wonder why people cannot just accept significance in someone else's life without reason.

On another note, I am experiencing a lot of weird dream activity. I have studied the meanings of dreams off and on before, but for the life of me, I don't know why I am having these dreams. Maybe a dream therapist is required, because the only response I get from the people I tell these dreams to is, "WTF?" So. Yay 1020!

P.S. There was a meteor shower tonight that I am staying up to watch! Happy sightings!

Cal Pines for a Drink

Well there are the pics, I drank three beers, laughed with my Aunt Didi, and saw really pretty scenery. Then we went to the casino for the lamest band on the face of the Earth. We sat in a corner and I couldn't see anything that was going on. I had drank enough anyway so I didn't really care. Then I went home and tried to read. That was a bad idea. Then I passed out. Good day.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!!

The food I made for myself this week:

Cucumbers + Tomatoes + Garlic + Vinegar + Beer + Pepper = Deliciousness

Tri-tip Roast + Potatoes + Carrots + Tomatoes + Pepperoncini + Pepper + Garlic + Vinegar + Beer + Beef Bouillon Cubes + A Pinch of Gravy Powder = 3 Days worth of food

And a house that smells DELICIOUS!!!

CRASH DOWN!!!

OMG, we have been playing crash since Sunday non-stop and we couldn't save any of the levels because it wasn't recognizing our memory card. Needless to say we got really far and collected lots of jewels and conquered many levels. In order to maintain our status we did not turn the game off for five days. Finally, today we beat some really difficult levels and then went back to get some more jewels from the first floor. When SUDDENLY the screen went white and we sat there jaws to the floor waiting for something to happen! Nothing did ever happen and now we have to start all over again. :( (pouty lip)

Bad things are happening today. Bad things indeed. I am fearful. I am not going to drive anywhere, and things are getting weirder as time is going on.

Oh, Ash is sick...I better not get it. I feel bad. I should call and make sure she is ok. blarg, we need a PS1 memory card. And I am dressed like a cowboy.

Cowboy!

On this day I purchased my very first holster! Here is me in the store with my save the tatas balloon!

This is my horse Bill. He is wearing my hat. He is a good horse.

In this picture it looks like I have no neck. I assure you I do in real life.

I think my mothing thought we were doing Senior pics or something...

I also have received my vampire teeth but have yet to fit them, so that will come later. BOOYA

CRASH

We have received it! And it has taken over our lives, hence the non-blogging lately.

This is our victory dance and you better believe we are going to learn it and do it all the time! Booya!

We should learn that dance indeed! Well said Ash!

And then I found the most recent Crash dance on youtube....we don't have this game yet...boo...

CNA 7 & 8

Once again we tested both physically and mentally. The girls are getting kind of restless in this constant testing. Lord Amisa has presented us with our toughest challenge yet: the grooming of another human being. Not being of this world, I am not certain what you earthlings do in this instance. Luckily, so far there has been another human in my presence to show me what to do. Hexagona has officially lost her skull, at least she hasn't lost it her pants. Zee and Emerald have been infrequently ingesting some type of substance orally. However, it will not work without fire. I spent many a time trying to figure out what it is they see in this little stick fire thing, but it is toxic to my form. The days are getting shorter and I fear for our next encounter as I will be in the presence of these beings for two more hours a day, lucky for them most of the hours are in daylight. I can't wait for the time to change.

gLee

GLEE, is it just me or when they sing does it remind you of when the cast of Saved by the Bell was in a rock band? They all have cheesy facial expressions and are bad at lip-singing; why do I love this show?

Breast Cancer Walk

Aye Yigh Yigh!

Boy, I look awkward!

Uh, the song "Ring my Bell" is playing in my head right now....

Omg, we found a dead snake in the road....perfect.

So basically we walked for almost three hours after a night of drinking. We gave them a total of $70 including our registration fee. We ate bottle shop sandwiches with extra chiles....GRUBBIN"!!! Then we went to four different stores and decorated for Halloween! We still need to make graves and do some more but we got distracted, you'll see why in another blog.

Snacks and Movies

So today I went to four seasons and gave this to my aunt lori for snack time!

Starting at 1800 we have pickled okra (going clockwise), pepper jack cheese, broccoli, carrots, bell peppers, cheddar cheese, cucumbers, and pepperoncinis. In the middle is a lite Ranch dressing.

Later, we ate Tim's pizza with fresh tomatoes and I forgot my camera, so there aren't any pictures of it...

Then we watched Observe and Report...it was funny but also sad which I was not expecting.

Hahahaha

Crash

Well we beat Crash #1 now we are awaiting Crash #2 Cortex strikes back, no thanks to anyone but Ashlea for buying it....We both wore our aprons today, and later I will post an update of us wearing them together if we can get Joe to take pic for us. And omg we were stuck on this stupid level for like a week and it took us like a month (not playing everyday) to beat this whole thing...and this guy goes and beats it in like a second, but you can tell its not his first time playing the level because some of the places where there are boxes with a questions mark on them are supposed to be extra lives! booya, he sucks too. here it is anyway

Sunday Movie/Snow Day

This what I woke up to on Sunday morning, after a nice relaxing warm Saturday afternoon in the Camaro....of course I left it out so I could take it for a Sunday cruise....I guess its not happening after all....

(my snow angel...)

(Ashlea in the snow....and all I can think about is xmas...)

(We made a snowman, but since it is Halloween season, our snowman decided to dress up like a reindeer. Silly snowman, here is Ash with a pic and a beer!)

(He only has one horn because he lost the other one in an intense battle royal between himself and the neighboring buck. Joe killed the other buck so all is well and Corn Nuts sleeps happily once again.)

(We made some butternut squash fries and ate them with a variety of sauces.)

All while watching this fabulous movie!