Slacker McSlackson

So, as you might have noticed I have been slacking a lot on my blogging. I blame it on traveling, work, not sitting in front of the computer, and also that I have not had my laptop in a long time. Well, guess what ladies and gentlemen, I now have my computer back and I intend to make use of it. Starting tomorrow I am hoping to be back at my normal 3-4 blogs per week and also take you through the glorious process of moving/finding a job all while still maintaining the crazy things I do in the mean time. As for right now I am drawing and listening to records, so expect tomorrow's blog to be full of all things good and rocky! (Foreshadow, hint, hint, foreshadow...) Oh, and I am trying to convince my students to make a music video, so if you have a song suggestion, let's hear it!

P.S. A woman over the age of 60 called me "lady," I could be here granddaughter! LADY YOURSELF GRANDMA! Or if you must call me lady, at least call me "Lady Rara."

P.S.S. THERE WAS SNOW ON THE GROUND WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING!!!! NOT LIKE A LITTLE LIKE OVER AN INCH....WTF IT"S MAY!

Sick of Sarah

Basically,  I went to a concert when I was in Davis for Picnic Day. Here is the downlow. The band is sick, Jelly had a good time, until pukage, and I shouldn't have been driving! Now here are a couple pics...

The band doing their thing; rockin' out!

Apparently, we were standing in a corner, but it was super close to stage. I had a blast.

Now on to Picnic Day, I won't have pictures for a few more days because I didn't take any with my camera. I guess, according to police reports, hella shit went down this picnic day and now they are thinking about canceling it. WTF?! That gets a double WTF?! Are you kidding me, Picnic Day is the only reason to attend UCD! WTF ever. I am so over Davis if this happens. More to come.

March 2nd

Today is the Vets' birthday. Happy birthday. Cheers, I wish I could be there and also can't wait to see you guys!!!

JP: my friends are always saying, "I want to meet this man, you always talk about this John Pham guy."

To which I reply, sadly, "Man? That sounds so weird, I mean everyone I know are boys and girls. To be a man you have to be (clenches fist toward chin and shows teeth), we aren't ladies, I mean we still have snacks, naps, and I make them all play with toys!"

Wah, I'm just a baby. The big Two-Five makes me feel like maybe it is time to grow up, but honestly I can't foresee that happening. I mean I just love toys way too much!

P.s. I have been called lady like ten times in the last two weeks by freakin' 80 year olds, and if I get called lady one more time I think I will snap. Seriously?! You are like a million years old and I am 24 why are you calling me lady? You crazy old psycho.

Hard Days Night

And I'm working like a dog. If only my life was like a Beatles song, wouldn't it be nice (not to accidently quote the Beach Boys....ekk).



and just for fun because I love the Beatles:

Follow Me People

It's not that hard. Thank you to the three that do. But seriously, how do I know what to write about unless I know who is reading this? I know most of you already have a Google account too. So guess what, BOOYA - DO IT!

Monday Night Blues

Wait, not blues - kegs, not kegs - keg. Shortly after I received a text from Ash mentioning keg beer, her, Baby Kangaroo and myself were drowning our Monday Blues away. A couple friends, a baby, and departure/return from Baby Kangaroo later, and we were listening to this:



And if you want to know, "Are you smarter than a 5th grader...?" The answer is always going to be NO; 5th graders know everything, or haven't you got the memo?

***Spoiler: Even if your 5th grader answers the question wrong you still have say, "I am not as smart as a 5th grader." (shakes head and walks away) - go figure.

FB Doppleganger Week

So instead of actually changing my profile picture I'm just going to write on here what my picture would be. My cousins have me pinned as looking like Bret Michaels from Poison (the band). So here is the picture, what do you think?

Farmville via Facebook

Well, I have fallen into a pit of darkness. I woke up at seven this morning to harvest pumpkins. What am I doing on this thing? and why are those bunnies so damn cute? Well, if you can't not do it, do it the best you can. For those of you that want to play farmville, won't you be my neighbor?

New Year's Resolution

Work hard and play harder. I am going to be a substitute teacher and still work as a CNA providing I pass my test. Save money and move the shit out of here. Go to school and progress. Booya.

CNA Test

Well, I apparently can't "fake it to make it." I am thinking that I failed that piece of shit test, well at least the skills portion. Which is stupid because I couldn't get this guys blood pressure and possibly ended up making up a number. It is not cool because I can totally take blood pressure. I just did it perfectly yesterday. WTF universe. WTF?

We will find out in a couple days if we passed or not. Until then here are some pics of the night before.

Zeee!

A pathetic attempt at dancing to a janky little alarm radio.

Quarters!

A make-shift ice chest! Hotels are the best.

We're fucked.

So we are playing Crash 3 tonight and trying to beat some fucking levels and its hard as shitting hell. So we finally make it almost to the end when Ashlea dies and I am about to take the controller and we have a static reaction and shock the hell out of the controller and now it won't work. We have three controllers and a memory card and nothing will work. Ashlea is shocked that we shocked it to not work. And frankly so am I. WTF. Obviously the universe doesn't want us to play crash. Well guess what universe, fuck you too. Fuck you. And we aren't even watching Monday Night football. At least both the Dolphins and the Giants won yesterday Booya! Pats and Cowboys can suck it. Thats at least one good thing to come of this.

This is the face of disappointment.

This is the mess we made trying to get that damn thing to work....

CRASH DOWN!!!

OMG, we have been playing crash since Sunday non-stop and we couldn't save any of the levels because it wasn't recognizing our memory card. Needless to say we got really far and collected lots of jewels and conquered many levels. In order to maintain our status we did not turn the game off for five days. Finally, today we beat some really difficult levels and then went back to get some more jewels from the first floor. When SUDDENLY the screen went white and we sat there jaws to the floor waiting for something to happen! Nothing did ever happen and now we have to start all over again. :( (pouty lip)

Bad things are happening today. Bad things indeed. I am fearful. I am not going to drive anywhere, and things are getting weirder as time is going on.

Oh, Ash is sick...I better not get it. I feel bad. I should call and make sure she is ok. blarg, we need a PS1 memory card. And I am dressed like a cowboy.