Monday Night Blues

Wait, not blues - kegs, not kegs - keg. Shortly after I received a text from Ash mentioning keg beer, her, Baby Kangaroo and myself were drowning our Monday Blues away. A couple friends, a baby, and departure/return from Baby Kangaroo later, and we were listening to this:



And if you want to know, "Are you smarter than a 5th grader...?" The answer is always going to be NO; 5th graders know everything, or haven't you got the memo?

***Spoiler: Even if your 5th grader answers the question wrong you still have say, "I am not as smart as a 5th grader." (shakes head and walks away) - go figure.

We're fucked.

So we are playing Crash 3 tonight and trying to beat some fucking levels and its hard as shitting hell. So we finally make it almost to the end when Ashlea dies and I am about to take the controller and we have a static reaction and shock the hell out of the controller and now it won't work. We have three controllers and a memory card and nothing will work. Ashlea is shocked that we shocked it to not work. And frankly so am I. WTF. Obviously the universe doesn't want us to play crash. Well guess what universe, fuck you too. Fuck you. And we aren't even watching Monday Night football. At least both the Dolphins and the Giants won yesterday Booya! Pats and Cowboys can suck it. Thats at least one good thing to come of this.

This is the face of disappointment.

This is the mess we made trying to get that damn thing to work....

MNF

The dolphins lost vs. the Colts.. I am really upset about the last 5 min defense and the 32 second Colt run. Whatever we are developing and show promise....looking on the bright side I suppose. I think the rest of the game went well and I am really shocked at the new offense, a little more options and it will be unstoppable. However, the defense needs to get it together. When you are on a ten plus year come back you can't skimp on the D.

On another note when watching the recent GLEE episode I noticed a slightly familiar tone:

Did I once sing that walking, no skipping, down the church halls? Why yes, yes I did; I could never be more proud of myself as I am right now. Except I think I probably sang it better!