Friday, January 8, 2010

New job

So I just finished doing all the paper work to be a substitute teacher. Alturas children beware! Just kidding, I think I will be an awesome stand in. Hopefully, I will get to work like a mad woman and then I can move.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Aunt Lori's Dinner

So we had a birthday dinner for Aunt Lori and we made some bomb ass food and had a pretty good time. This is me with Hailey's puppy, Rosebud. Aren't we adorable!

This is Hailey's hand. Under the table. I am a genius.


And then came dinner! Booya. I made these appetizers, based on something my Aunt Didi makes for Christmas Eve dinner.

Michelle made this yummy macaroni salad, it was bomb with hot sauce.

Ash made these fried chicken pieces, which were much better than KFC.

Mashed potatoes and gravy, sweetness. This is the gravy that Ash yelled at me over, :). Her gravy is pretty much the best gravy I have never tasted, but something happened with the chicken grease, and we had to start from scratch which must have been pretty frustrating, since Ash was left to cook everything by herself. I tried to help. Ops. Everyone thought it still tasted amazing!

Last SNF night of the season and we had venison round steak.

Left over salad and some green beans. Grubbin' once again, especially along with a frosty Coors Light.

Well with the end of the season playoffs about to commence and the Super Bowl fastly approaching, we are preparing one hell of a party. Be there, be square, and wear your teams colors.

When I Sleep...

So there are a lot of reasons why I like to drink. Two or the most recent ones came to me last night while I was sober.

01: I cannot fall asleep. I just ly in bed for like an hour, which is really annoying and makes me tired in the morning.

02: I don't sleep soundly. I wake up a lot, which I guess I do that anyway, but waking up drunk because you have to pee is somehow less irritating than waking up for no reason sober.

and

03: When I sleep soberly, I have really bad dreams. Then I ly awake scared of whatever it was I was dreaming about.

For instance, last night I had just falling asleep and I started having a bad dream. I was trying to wake up because I didn't want to dream about it. My body was twitching so much, it scared Kitten and when he moved to get off the bed is when I woke up. I blame last nights dream on the discussion of scary movies and dolls, and how I hate them, and playing with the dogs, and actually maybe also watching some previews for some upcoming movies; sober minds are mean minds.

I remember last week, I didn't drink because I didn't feel so hot, for reasons I cannot disclose, and I woke up in the middle of the night crying. Like actual tears were coming out of my eyes. I cannot remember why anymore, but wtf?

Perhaps I should leave one of the four composition books by my bed at night and write down the dreams that I have and send them off for analyzing. My brain has issues.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

New Year's Resolution

Work hard and play harder. I am going to be a substitute teacher and still work as a CNA providing I pass my test. Save money and move the shit out of here. Go to school and progress. Booya.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Aunt loris birthday!

Today is my favorite Aunt Lori's birthday. New years be damned.

This is goodbye.

I wanted to say goodbye to the old year and make some new plans for the new year. All I could come up with was to say that 2009 was pretty rad, and I discovered a lot of new things. 2010 is about my favorite year that I will survive so that is nice. Everyone look forward to 10/20/2010. I will party more than at my -3/4 century party. If you don't know what that is, that is my birthday bash because I will be a quarter a century lived, lame. However, I need to make money, move, make more money, "settle" down, hang with friends and basically do what I do. If I can calm down enough I get a dog, YAY! Booya, and I wish you all a happy non-DUI-night. I will write more in the next year, my favorite, because I wasn't around for my favorite, 1020 as rjenna so kindly pointed out to me; 2010 so be it.