Slacker McSlackson

So, as you might have noticed I have been slacking a lot on my blogging. I blame it on traveling, work, not sitting in front of the computer, and also that I have not had my laptop in a long time. Well, guess what ladies and gentlemen, I now have my computer back and I intend to make use of it. Starting tomorrow I am hoping to be back at my normal 3-4 blogs per week and also take you through the glorious process of moving/finding a job all while still maintaining the crazy things I do in the mean time. As for right now I am drawing and listening to records, so expect tomorrow's blog to be full of all things good and rocky! (Foreshadow, hint, hint, foreshadow...) Oh, and I am trying to convince my students to make a music video, so if you have a song suggestion, let's hear it!

P.S. A woman over the age of 60 called me "lady," I could be here granddaughter! LADY YOURSELF GRANDMA! Or if you must call me lady, at least call me "Lady Rara."

P.S.S. THERE WAS SNOW ON THE GROUND WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING!!!! NOT LIKE A LITTLE LIKE OVER AN INCH....WTF IT"S MAY!

March 2nd

Today is the Vets' birthday. Happy birthday. Cheers, I wish I could be there and also can't wait to see you guys!!!

JP: my friends are always saying, "I want to meet this man, you always talk about this John Pham guy."

To which I reply, sadly, "Man? That sounds so weird, I mean everyone I know are boys and girls. To be a man you have to be (clenches fist toward chin and shows teeth), we aren't ladies, I mean we still have snacks, naps, and I make them all play with toys!"

Wah, I'm just a baby. The big Two-Five makes me feel like maybe it is time to grow up, but honestly I can't foresee that happening. I mean I just love toys way too much!

P.s. I have been called lady like ten times in the last two weeks by freakin' 80 year olds, and if I get called lady one more time I think I will snap. Seriously?! You are like a million years old and I am 24 why are you calling me lady? You crazy old psycho.

A Snowballs Chance in Hell

"Lady"

I would just like to address the last few months.

One time when I was in Redding with Jenna and were both in the restroom, I made it out faster than her of course, so I was washing my hands, when a little boy walked out of one stall and I could hear his mother tell him to wash his hands as she still was using the restroom. So, as I am washing my hands and I notice that he cannot reach the soap, so I ask him if he needs help and he says "yes." So I hold him up to the sink to get some soap and finish washing his hands. No big deal right. Then the mother walks out of the stall asking him if he washed his hands, as Jenna asks me if I helped him, I'm telling her yes as he tells his mother, "yeah, that lady helped me." So then I was on a riot, because I am not a lady, for heavens sake I'm only 24 years old. Do I look old to 6-ish year olds? Anyway, I went on with my day forgetting about the incident until this happened....

SOOOOOOO, I went into the bottle shop with aunt Brenda to get a beer and some coke. Some person that works there pulls her aside as I'm waiting in line. People keep coming up beside me as she is still talking so I allow them to go ahead of me. Eventually I am still standing there and these two high school girls, getting a fountain soda and some chips, step in front of me and one of them says, "Dude, you totally just cut in front of that lady." I reply, "LADY?!? I am only 24!" They snicker and I tell them to go ahead.

WTF!?!?!?!??!?! Do I seriously look old? Is that the new "polite" thing to do to people older than you? Have people regained their manners, or am I just sensitive about being called a "lady"???

The Biggest Yard Sale in the Valley

This will be a posting of the pictures i took of the random objects you find at yard sales. Since this was an entire town yard sale that lasted most of the day it should be interesting. I was hoping to find a real leather holster at some place since its all pretty hickville-ish over in the valley, but to my demise there were none, not a single flipping one. Effed am I. Anyway here are the pics.

(this reminded me of Haram:) for some reason)

(what a stupid thing to do to a truck)

(my inner cowboy)

(her inner crazy)

(us being taught how to ride like a "lady")

(uh....)

(omg!!!! from my childhood!!!)

(why?)

(this shack is for sale????? old school: fire, one room, maybe water)

(and yes that is a dog park...in someones backyard)

(i wonder what its like during xmas???)

(an out house)

(a super sweet house for only $400,000)

(really steep stairs and my mothing!)